November 26, 2006 07:10 AM UTC

Who are the best consultants?

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• by: El Paso Rockefeller Republican

OK, we’ve seen the brickbats being thrown as to who really screwed their candidate’s pooches this election. Reminds me of the old joke:

“How you define a consultant?”

“Someone who doesn’t have a girlfriend so he borrows your wife to show you how it’s done and charges you for the lesson.” (Fell free to change gender as you see fit).

Anyway, the bums have been thrown out. Whose doors are the candidates going to start knocking on in about eight months and WHY? Now’s the time for all the pros lurking (and not so lurking) to polish up those resumes and start shucking and jiving for the ’08 election. Please state party preference – wouldn’t want to lead those poor lambs astray.